myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

Apr 23rd at 4PM / via: compassandcurls / op: i-make-doodles-lol / reblog / 77,626 notes
siopold:

miracleyangwenli:

siopold:

the funny thing about dril posts is that they actually do have a structure to them– they hit a kind of conceptual caesura halfway through, a point where there’s no inevitable logical connection between what’s been said and what’s still to come. here, the first sentence didn’t need to result in the second, yet it’s not “lol random” either; the speaker is angry about his boss’ draconian ferret-kissing policy, and reacts in kind, and even the reference to a “screen saver” reminds us that we’re in an office. it’s a narrative progression that, despite having an internal logic, alienates its punchline from its setup. who the hell is this person?

one thing i love about @dril posts is how they all seem to take place in a universe that is somewhat like our own, but with the habitus of white middle america taken to a bizarre, absurd, but strangely logical conclusion. take this one, for instance: 

so we have our setting: a security guard protecting the american flag in the betsy ross museum, something almost archetypically american and middle class. but once again the first part, or setup, for the punchline, “fucking the flag,” careens the joke into an alien punchline that still, given the setting, makes sense. @dril’s security guard character imitates a sort-of cop-talk, the banter of a security guard, “buddy, they wont even let me fuck it”. you can imagine a similar response from a guard at any museum, but we’re talking about Fucking the American Flag, here. i really love @dril. 

it’s astonishing that a human being thinks of those posts. some person, someone out there whose existence we have to infer, because all we know is that those posts occur and they must be coming from somewhere. “the @dril​ tweeter” resonates as “the beowulf poet” does, except beowulf (which i’ve only read in translation, so i’m not an authority) has never made any use of the english language as baffling and sublime and somehow primally interlaced with the stuff of human consciousness as “IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL.”

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siopold:

miracleyangwenli:

siopold:

the funny thing about dril posts is that they actually do have a structure to them– they hit a kind of conceptual caesura halfway through, a point where there’s no inevitable logical connection between what’s been said and what’s still to come. here, the first sentence didn’t need to result in the second, yet it’s not “lol random” either; the speaker is angry about his boss’ draconian ferret-kissing policy, and reacts in kind, and even the reference to a “screen saver” reminds us that we’re in an office. it’s a narrative progression that, despite having an internal logic, alienates its punchline from its setup. who the hell is this person?

one thing i love about @dril posts is how they all seem to take place in a universe that is somewhat like our own, but with the habitus of white middle america taken to a bizarre, absurd, but strangely logical conclusion. take this one, for instance: 

so we have our setting: a security guard protecting the american flag in the betsy ross museum, something almost archetypically american and middle class. but once again the first part, or setup, for the punchline, “fucking the flag,” careens the joke into an alien punchline that still, given the setting, makes sense. @dril’s security guard character imitates a sort-of cop-talk, the banter of a security guard, “buddy, they wont even let me fuck it”. you can imagine a similar response from a guard at any museum, but we’re talking about Fucking the American Flag, here. 

i really love @dril. 

it’s astonishing that a human being thinks of those posts. some person, someone out there whose existence we have to infer, because all we know is that those posts occur and they must be coming from somewhere. “the @dril​ tweeter” resonates as “the beowulf poet” does, except beowulf (which i’ve only read in translation, so i’m not an authority) has never made any use of the english language as baffling and sublime and somehow primally interlaced with the stuff of human consciousness as “IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL.”

Apr 23rd at 3PM / via: buzzfeed / op: headofrothchild / reblog / 17,369 notes

jshillingford:

What It’s Like To See Every Marvel Movie (For Fans and Non-Fans)

Accurate. (source)

Apr 23rd at 3PM / via: idfrickleyourfrackle / op: jshillingford / reblog / 53,092 notes

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

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this is my favorite thing

crt4371:

"First of all, I’d like to say fuck off." - Reel Big Fish

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crt4371:

"First of all, I’d like to say fuck off." - Reel Big Fish

Apr 22nd at 4PM / via: meatpipe-manmolesto / op: crt4371 / reblog / 79 notes

nillawiffle:

captainmjolnir:

variablejabberwocky:

hypotheticalwoman:

3rdrudy:

emerald-observance:

3rdrudy:

imsarahcate:

3rdrudy:

timewarp-grrrl:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

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Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

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Nobody was expecting us

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Oh, god, Monty Python spam…

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finally a fandom hijack I can get behind

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(Source: icelikelollies)

nevver:

Calvin and Hobbes

nevver:

Calvin and Hobbes

Apr 22nd at 4PM / via: nevver / op: nevver / reblog / 1,416 notes
bonesymcbones:


And hold on, hold on.Hold on for your life.

Ramshackle Glory / Your Heart Is A Muscle The Size Of Your Fist

bonesymcbones:

And hold on, hold on.
Hold on for your life.

Ramshackle Glory / Your Heart Is A Muscle The Size Of Your Fist

Apr 22nd at 4PM / via: saxman712 / op: bonesymcbones / reblog / 122 notes